2006-07-13 18:36:00 · 5 answers · asked by LoVeLy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Red Or Green
Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?"
The man replied "I have a red ring around my p_e_c_k_e_r, What are you here for?"
The other man said, "I have a green ring around my p_e_c_k_e_r."
The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined him.
As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem.
The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his p_e_c_k_e-r and examined him.
The doctor says, "Your p_e_c_k_e_r is gonna fall off and you are gonna die".
The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"
The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference lipstick and gangrene!"
2006-07-13 19:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
no one knows every time you turn the light on they scatter.
Hey you know OJ confessed to the murder of his wife?
They squeezed it out of him. hahaha.
That's all i can think of right now.
2006-07-14 02:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by goku420x2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals were eating a clown.One says to the other"does this taste funny to you?"
2006-07-14 01:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why can you never trust a flying carpet?
Because it lies like a rug!
2006-07-14 02:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by asimplefreak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
milk milk
Lemonade
around the corner
Fudge is made
that one always makes me laugh...LOL
2006-07-14 02:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by jessica_tx_21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋