a joke... no animals were harmed in the making of this joke?

Question

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."

Answer 1

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Answer 2

That was good. Check this one:

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

Answer 3

Good one Igloo.I've heard it before,but at least it was a joke.Unlike a lot of the juvenile crap I,ve been seeing on here lately.

Answer 4

I still wanna know how little Nancy killed the cat!!

Answer 5

hehe hehehe chuckles chuckles that was very cute lol awwwww lol the innocence of children lol check ya later ♥

Answer 6

Haha very funny.

Answer 7

Lmao....cute.

Answer 8

thats great comic material

Answer 9

hahaha funny

Answer 10

haha thats awesome.

Answer 11

hahaha