It was Mr. Ryan's funeral and the pallbearers were carrying the casket out from the church. When they bumped into a pillar, one of them heard a moan from inside the casket. They opened the casket and found that Mr. Ryan was still alive. god be praised. He lived for ten more years before he finally died. Another funeral was held for him and, as the pallbearers were carrying out the casket, Mrs. Ryan said, " Watch out for that pillar!"
2006-07-13 17:17:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not meant to offend anyone..just for laughs!!
2006-07-13 17:20:01 · update #1
Laughing my butt off great joke!!!!!!!
2006-07-13 18:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by mhtz166 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
that reminds me of another joke, on mr. ron's funeral he bumped into a pole and fell out of his casket, before he hit the ground he started moonwalking and then he broke it down and spun on his head, that's a real joke, booyah!! god, you should learn from the master, take notes!! 10/10 ps. MWAH!!
2006-07-14 16:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ross walks into a store and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "I take it you’re Polish?"
Ross, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
With deep self-righteous indignation, Ross says, "Well, then why did you assume I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
"Because you're at Home Depot."
2006-07-14 00:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminded me of another joke...Don't get offended please! just a joke
Three cosruction workers, one Irish, one Mexican, one blonde American, were eating their lunches when the Irish worker says, "I swear, If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!" Then the Mexican worker says, "I swear, If I get tacos one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!" Then the blonde says, "I swear, If I get bologna one more time, I'm going to jump off this building!"
Sure enough the next day, the Irish worker looks in his lunch and sees his corned beef and cabage so he jumps off the building. The Mexican worker sees that he got tacos again so he jumps off the building. The blonde sees that he got bologna once again so he also jumps off the building.
Later, at the funerals, the wives of the workers sit, crying together, when the Irish worker's wife cries, "If only I knew He didn't like corned beef and cabage!" The Mexican worker's wife adds, "I would have made him something different if he only told me!" They both look over at the blonde American worker's wife, waiting for a response. She says, "Well, don't look at me he made his one lunches!"
2006-07-14 01:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by PhantomPt1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Grandpa!
2006-07-14 01:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny LOL
2006-07-15 00:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-14 00:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by ladylike 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-07-14 00:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol... thats terrible! heh
2006-07-14 00:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
giggle, very good joke
2006-07-14 00:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by still learning at 56 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get ot
2006-07-14 00:20:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋