COSMETIC SURGERY
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
THE NEW EAR
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and
yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!"
"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!" screamed the man.
2006-07-13 17:17:38 · 8 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those were cute. but how did the guy with no ears "hear" about the doctor in Sweden?
2006-07-13 17:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by noitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What cant a man call his wife his best friend? Because for a guy when a best friend says something stupid you say to them " Are you fu.k.in.g retarded?"
2006-07-14 00:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good#1
2006-07-14 00:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by eranyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Very true as well lol --sorry ladies--
2006-07-14 07:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by davie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-07-14 01:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by looking2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha fantastic
2006-07-14 00:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by charmzi_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gooood
2006-07-14 07:33:58 · answer #7 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... hilarious... :)
2006-07-14 00:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋