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2006-07-13 17:17:38 · 6 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting Parenting

I was about 19..ok??lolz.. I went to Cedar Key. I forgot to bring extra diapers. All of the shops closed but the restaurants open. Nearest store was at least 45 minutes away. Naturally my toddler had a BM. I was walking along, and noticed a garbage can, and no one was around. She was constipated and I thought I could pull a fast one, till we could get to the store. I was desparate. I leaned her over the garbage, unfastened her diaper, and that little turd nugget fell in the garbage. WOW, I thought! I just got away with that! No one was watching or on the streets..lolz. Little did I know... I looked up and noticed that there was a restaurant filled with several people, watching me from the window...lolz..OMG... This was a fancy restaurant... People were pointing! I wanted to crawl in a hole and die.. Needless to say.. I learned my lesson. I purchased packs of diapers and had left whole packs in the trunk of my car, along with wipes, and a mini wardrobe collection 4baby

2006-07-13 17:26:28 · update #1

6 answers

My husband and I took our then 1 year old daughter to visit some of my husbands relatives that hadn't met the baby yet. We went out to eat with all the family. They put 3 long tables together and we put our daughter at the head so everyone could see her while we were eating. I was feeding her the baby food and she oddly kept turning her head when I would put the spoon to her mouth. I thought she was just being shy so I kept feeding and she ate verrrry reluctantly. Well, about half way through her second jar of food, up it all comes. And I'm not talking a little spit up, I mean projectile vomiting! I've never seen a child throw up so much. It was amazing, we had to request garbage bags from the restaurant staff and they had to come mop the floor. I had to strip her down at the table and then take her to bathroom to put clean clothes on her. After we got back to the table, she was fine, no fever, nothing, just as happy as she could be. Everyone was laughing and all I could say was, "Well that'll teach me to force feed a baby." Everyone just cackled, but I wanted to crawl under the table. LOL

2006-07-13 17:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by disneychick 5 · 0 0

I was in a hurry, put the baby in her seat in the house , grabbed my purse the diaper bag, grabbed my older child, got down the road about 10 minutes, kept trying to think about what I was forgetting, The Baby!! AHHHHH!!!!
She was fast asleep when I slid into the driveway going a million miles an hour...
We are parents, we are not perfect, we are NEVER going to win the parents of the year award, But we like to think that we are atleast the runners up. LOL

2006-07-13 17:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by noahsmom 2 · 0 0

I was changing my sons diaper and as I pulled it off he sprayed me with another load of hot poo lol. It was every where. Right in front of everyone. That was embarrassing

2006-07-13 17:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel J 3 · 0 0

One day my sister , my 2 kids ,and myself had to go get my sister's kids from school. So we get on the bus. My daughter asks my sister."How did you get Eva and Lora if your not married?" So my sister says OK I will tell you. I thought she was going to tell them. But she said non of your business. Then my son out of no where starts to go "oh ahh yeee" My sister and I could not stop him because we was laughing to hard. The bus driver almost fell out of her seat My face was as red of embarrassments.

2006-07-13 17:35:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mary M 4 · 0 0

I totally turned into a Walmart Mommy once. (you know what I mean..when you look at the kids and just start yelling!)It was so embarassing but that place just got to me and the kids..really lost my cool.

2006-07-13 17:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by lkhbhurnje 2 · 0 0

me and my husband getting caught having s*x and the kids walked in because they came home an hour early, that was very embarrassing, ill never forget to lock my door again

2006-07-13 17:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by curious 2 · 0 0

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