Most memorable thing your child has done or said to embarass you?

Question

My husband and I were both working at the same prison. He was an officer, and I was a supervisor. I had just got off work, and he was on his way to work. I picked my 5 year old up from daycare. I had just got paid that day, by way of direct deposit. We went shopping at walmart, all I had was the checkbook. He asked if he could ride the merri-go-round. I told him I did not have a quarter because I was broke. I need to write a check first and told him maybe on the way out. We get to the check out, He tells the cashier that, "My mommy is broke, she just got out of prison. My dad is in prison now, he just got in. We don't have any money to pay for the groceries or merri-go-round, so mamma says we godda write a check."

There were old ladies behind me, they clutched their purses, and the lady checking me out, asked if my check was going to bounce!?!?

I COULD OF DIEDDDDDDD>>OMG>> now I can look back and laugh.

Answer 1

HA HA HA... that honestly sounds like a joke!! LOL.

I will write just now if I recall when something happened to me, I am sure it did but I must say what happened to my friend and that I think, wins all awards in my head..

A friend told me, that one day she had a very family etc get together. Everyone sits in the lounch, talks etc.. many people... then her 2.5 year old son comes to the middle of the lounch and asks his mum: "Mummy, what is THAT??". Everyone in the room turns around to look at him... and is his hands he was holding pink...... vibrator!!! My friend nearly died!!!


But I should tell you the story that actually happened to me and my daughter saved me...

I was already in the queue of people at the casher in a supermarket next to our home), and was going to pay. I took my wallet out of the bag and somehow (have no idea how!) when I took it out, it went out with a tampon (clean one LOL). It fell on the floor between everyone and at least my quick reaction was to quickly stand on it with my foot. Then…. I was standing. I just FROZE. I would not move, say anything… I got so tense (now that I think back I feel so stupid). The queue moved and I should have been the one to pay and I was just.. still. My daughter looked at me, wend down took it from under my foot and said “move Mummy, it is ok”. I could have not believed… how brave she was and me so childish.. ok, after wards, we had so much laughter about it!! I still don’t know why did I feel so embarrassed.

Answer 2

We also were at Walmart! Seems to be the place for your kids to embarrass you huh? I just got these new leather type sandals and everytime i took a step they were making a "fuuu fuuu sound"...My 4 yr old goes real loud..."Mom why do you keep farting?" I could have died. So real loud I had to say "I'm not it's my shoes!" I'm not sure how many of the staring ppl believed me lol.
Also my oldest boy (now 13) peed in the display toilet at Homedepo when he was potty training...I swear I had my back turned for a matter of seconds! When I turned back around there he was with it all hanging out! Worse part I was too embarrassed to tell anyone (I was only 24 at the time).

Answer 3

My wife and I were in the process of potty training my daughter and after she would go would say "good job. I am proud of you." One day my wife took her in a bathroom at McDonalds and there was a lady in the stall next to us and my daughter asked what the lady was doing and I told here she was going potty. My daughter finished and was washing her hands when the lady came over and washed her hands and my daughter siad to the lady "great job lady, I'm proud of you" Lucky the lady wasnt paying attention and didnt really hear her. It was embarasing but funny afterwards

Answer 4

Oh my God that is so funny.
One day my sister asked me to go with her to pick up her kids from school. My kids wear already home so I said I would go with her,but at that time none us drove so we had to take the bus.Anyway we are on the bus and my doughier asks my sister. How did you get Eva and Lora if you are not married?"My sister says" You really want to know?" Now I'm thinking she is going to tell them ,but she says" None of your business.
Then out of no where my son Starts Ahhh yeee ohhh. I have to tell you that my sister and I could not stop him because we was laughing so hard.The bus driver was in disbelieve,thank God she thought it was funny too.
I have to say That was the most embarrassing moment with my kids. They are older now and still love to turn my face red.

Answer 5

Okay, this wasn’t my kid, but I was embarrassed for this kid’s mom.

My wife and I had just gotten married and we were about to celebrate our first Christmas as a married couple. We were at Wal-Mart and while waiting in line, we couldn’t help but notice the mouthy child in front of us. The mother wasn’t putting a whole lot of effort into keeping him pacified, so my wife says to the boy, “You know, Santa doesn’t come see little boys who are naughty.” This little kid who couldn’t have been any older than 4 says, (Are you ready for this?) He said, “I don’t give a F***!” I was in total shock. The kid’s mom looks at him and just said, “Don’t say that.”

Answer 6

When my son was around 4 his dad had been playing with him all day by running by him and pulling his pants down. Well after we went to dad's baseball game we went to McDonald's to eat. At the front counter my son decided to get his dad back for all the pants pulling he had done that day and grabbed his dad's pants and pulled them down. His dad was wearing some sweat pants after the game so they came down really easy. There were several people in the McDonald's and all his dad could do was reach to his ankles and pull his pants back up. It had been a game all day till he got dad back. Needless to say they never played that game again. I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my seat.

Answer 7

We were at Disney a few weeks ago on vacation, and my four kids and the rest of the family were standing in line to get Stitch's autograph.....well, my 3 year old decided he had to pee and didnt bother to let us know. My head was turned and when I looked back around, he was letting it all hang out peeing in front of everyone. People had been watching him for a while....I could have died.

Answer 8

Oh! That's SOOOO funny! My son learns all kinds of things from his dad (and me sometimes). Anyway, one day we were in line and the person standing behind us was wearing a Metallica shirt (mine and my husband's favorite band) so my son (3 at the time) sticks up his hand like this \m/ (pinky and index fingers up) and says "rock out with your c.o.c.k out dude!" That guy didn't know what to say!

Answer 9

I hate going to the restroom with my daughter, never fails, I get into the stall, lock the door, sit down to pee, and she's looking under the door at the person next to us. And the little darling smiles so sweetly and says Hi!! When possible, I try to get the stall that has no one next to it.

Answer 10

my daughter was at day care and she was on the swing set....the teachee left her to attend to a child that got hurt and my baby feel. she was about 2 and she naturally feel. we were told that she jumped up ran over to the 2 ladies and started to shack her finger at them with one hand on her hip all while saying " i gone tell my daddy and my daddy gone beat ur ***". i know i should not have but i just laughed and they said that she had a very serious look on her face.