A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on?" the clerk asked.
"My 1999 Chevrolet."
"Okay, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
Clerk asks, "What does it do?"
"I dont know, but its always been there."
By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a notepad and asks her to draw a picture of it. She carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes "710."
The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the counter.
"That's it!" the lady says."How much?"
"It's on the house," the manager replied. "Please come back often. You were very entertaining!
2006-07-13 17:05:16 · 8 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Who got this joke the first time they read it?
2006-07-13 17:05:33 · update #1
i got it. thats an awesome joke.
2006-07-13 17:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWW HELL NO! That was the best blonde joke I have heard in awhile.
2006-07-14 00:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by sunny ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! i did! except for some reason i kept reading "old lady"...
2006-07-14 00:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it
2006-07-14 00:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by hope this helps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha! lol
2006-07-14 00:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me
2006-07-14 00:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by nunovyorebiznis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.......... LMAO!!!!!!!!
2006-07-14 00:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great !
2006-07-14 00:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋