Hellooo?? (echoes) I SAID.. Can I get 100 answers!? Last time I got a measly 38! C'mon now people.. PREACH!?

Question

What is the best joke you know for the 10 points..

Answer 1

De Crotchless Panties

This Jamaican woman felt that her love life was slipping because her husband had no more interest in sex.
While shopping one day, she passed an adult shop and saw some crotchless panties,
so she decided to buy one and try to use it to excite and seduce him.

That evening she took a long bath, put on a favorite perfume,
and then she put on a sexy negligee and her new crotchless panties.
Then she slithered into the room where her husband was watching TV as usual.

She stands right in front of him, with one foot resting high on the ottoman, negligee wide open, and whispers
"yu wah some a dis?".

Her husband looks up at her wide-eyed and says.
"No sah, yu mad, yuh nuh see wha it do to yu panty!"

Answer 2

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month plus living expenses".

Answer 3

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

hehehehehe check ya later ♥

Answer 4

Here's one:

A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Answer 5

why did the kid throw butter out the window ...............to see the butter fly!!! lol

or what loses it's head in the moring and gets it back at night.......... a pillow.......!!

Answer 6

girls

girls of 1950: mom can I wear mini skirts
mom: wats wrong with u, wat will d people think

girls of 2006: mom can I wear mini skirts
mom: ya ya wear anything u like but wear somthin

Answer 7

Science question...How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her !!

Answer 8

hello

Answer 9

doubt it... but here is one to get you on the way :)

Answer 10

I don't remember them. haha.