A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer he heard a soothing voice say, " Nice tie," Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said, ":Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over, " Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told him. " I keep hearing these voices saying nice things and there's not a soul in here but us."
" It's the peanuts," answered the bartender.
" Say what?"
" You heard me. It's the peanuts..... they're complimentary"
2006-07-13 16:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is a better joke, a man was in a bar and a peanut was sitting on the barstool next to him and it said, hi i am an f- ing peanut, buy me a drink *****!! actually now that i have told that joke, i find that it was not at all funny, i liked yours betta!!
2006-07-14 09:25:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well if a complimentary peanut compliments, then a salted peanut must cry a lot...
2006-07-13 23:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by lordessdanioz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it made me laugh, so I must like it. But I was expecting the bartender, to give a different answer.
2006-07-13 23:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A peanut in a bar was a salted.
2006-07-13 23:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one....9 out of 10 ranking
2006-07-13 23:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe cute cute cute very cute lol check ya later ⥠hi hi
2006-07-13 23:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's really funny. Iwouldn't have thought of that.
2006-07-13 23:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by kanyeluva2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl
2006-07-14 00:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute and funny!!!
2006-07-13 23:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha hi hi... long time no see :)
2006-07-13 23:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋