Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable.""Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water
2006-07-13 16:34:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny---check this one:
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband Thats against the law Ill lose my license, theyll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription.
2006-07-13 16:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Christian a Muslim and a Hindu are shipwrecked. A shark comes by and eats the Christian and the Muslim. A fish watching says what about the other one? Shark says last time I ate one of those my a.s.s burned for a week.
2006-07-13 23:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny!!!! That's good ol' Uncle Sam thinking for ya'! Go USA!!!
2006-07-13 23:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i've hard it before except it was with Bush hehehehe but it's still funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-13 23:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just another bad joke.
2006-07-13 23:39:20 · answer #5 · answered by mrquestion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it....thanks!
2006-07-14 00:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you bet it is hilarious indeed.. i mean imagine him being drowned thanks to his own dumb wish..
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-13 23:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!
2006-07-13 23:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-13 23:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋