Who here F*ckin Hates spiders!?

Question

I cant even take it. I just saw the wierdest one ever. I have no idea where it went and I am freaking out. Seriously, whenever I see one, my heart starts racing like no other, and I feel like I am about to go crazy...like there are a million crawling on me. I really think I have a little bit of a phobia for them!! They are sick mother F*ckers!!!

Is anyone else like this!??

OH!! one night I woke up to this show on T.V. about spiders...and there were like a billion...and I f*ckin kept having nightmares all night. I couldnt stop waking up to them. And they were really short, and the same show was on. It was horrible!

Answer 1

Does that mean you don't like SPIDERMAN?

Answer 2

Well Miss Lady... I declared war, I repeat war on those creatures. I got bit twice when I was living in Petaluma, Califirnia. Thigs must have crawled into my bed while I was asleep. When my work day ended at a remodeling job in Point Richmond I went to shower there and I saw the bite and the line going from the bite across my ribs. I knew where it came from and from that point on I made up my mind that I was going to inflict damage to every spider I ever saw. I have destroyed many sinse then and I will not stop. There are spiders to avoid and stay clear of but if it comes into my zone its gonna die or run and not come back cuz its going to know that this human don't mess atround.
I lived in Georgia and I have killed wolf spiders. Do you know how big those suckers get!!! Massive and I go ape! I rammed one with a hammer when it tried to escape from my wrath. They are fierce too and will rear up at you but I am the almighty and boom... "Im bigger than you" is what I say after the deadly attack.
yes spiders give me the creeps but I won't be in fear of them. Why because Im human and humans are the highest of all that has been created. Therefor I will rule over my fears and spiders too. What we need is more small lizards because they eat spiders. I am in Florida right now and where I am there are boocoo lizards but no spiders. I am thankfull.
You need to take courage and run the little sukkas out of the house or smash them. I know this woman in spain and she doesn't mess around. We were in Zeberio(a town in Spain) eating at a cookout and this black spider was moving for my hand and POW! she smashed that thing so fast and I knew instantly that she didn't have any fear of them. You have to have courage Young Lady and ram them things.
Take care, Ammo

Answer 3

Yep- I feel just like you do. I've often joked about (but am actually kind of serious) how "if I live to be elderly"- how a "spider will be the death of me"- all it would have to do is crawl near me (or God forbid ON me)- and I'll have a cardiac arrest and die- end of story. I don't even like the "little ones". THEY'RE ALL CREEPY AS HELL! I often wonder why "such a loving God" created such a ******-up creature.... maybe Satan did it..?
One time I got bit by a wolf spider (back of my leg) and it took 3 damn weeks of soaking in epsom salt baths three times a day just to get it to start to drain...The back of my leg swelled up like a balloon and was red, hot to the touch, and PAINFUL (couldn't sit down)- when it finally started to heal, half the skin on the back of my thigh PEELED OFF like a bad sunburn...UGH! I never saw the spider that bit me...couldn't sleep in my room for six months (seriously!) after that. Still don't wanna really think about it...could still be "out there"- SOMEWHERE! I wonder how long those things live, anyway?
One time I was cleaning out my garage when all of a sudden I felt something sort of "land" on my head from above me...My first thought (though don't really know why)- was: SPIDER!!! So I reached up and swiped the top of my head and then felt whatever it was fall straight down the front of my shirt. Now I was in a TOTAL state of level 3 PANIC- I lifted up the bottom of my shirt- AND THERE IT WAS- a huge black looked-like-it-was-fake-- SPIDER! You should've seen the dance I did, trying to get that spider off my stomach- shirt came completely off- I didn't even care that the garage door was completely open- it was summertime- and people were outside. (Wasn't something I thought about at the time!)
You know, I'm probably gonna have nightmares tonight for answering this question. Everyone who's written in a response here deserves the "10 points" just for reliving the terror! (LOL!)

P.S. I keep a can of spray "spider killer" in every room of the house and highly recommend it to anyone who hates spiders. Just beware: the REALLY big ones don't die know matter how much of that **** you spray on them. Best to keep a huge long-handled fly-swatter (or broom-LOL!) for getting rid of the bigger ones...!

Answer 4

OMG! I hate them with a pastime,I hate them above snakes,i will take maximum something else,yet i will't stand spiders.If I were driving, and a spider crawled on me, i'd hit a tree and be in ICU.Does that inform you techniques a lot I hate spiders?lol

Answer 5

Thank god you dont live in Austrilia cause they have a crapload of deadly spiders, including the sidney funnelweb spider. Not only is it only of the deadliest, but the males are the most aggresive. all you have to to is startle one and you can see it lifting up its fangs and sqirting its venom. There fangs are so sharp that it could bite through a fingernail! I think that they are about 3/4 of the size of a tarantula, a nonvenomous spider

Answer 6

I feel you. I freak too. Read a website that even had the nerve to say we have eaten spiders in our sleep. Bugged me out because I sleep with my mouth open most of the time. Put the question Do we eat spiders while sleeping in the search bar and see how many hits you get. Wierd and scary.

Answer 7

Oh Man I hate them!! They are SO CREEPY just the thought of them freaks me out!

The other day my brother came out of the bathroom freaking out because there was a huge black widow in there. He sprayed all over the place. I HATE THEM.

My skin is crawling now just thinking about them.

One day my cat came out and he had caught a big wolf spider and he was so proud of himself, he looks at me and it's legs were dangling from his mouth and moving. I had a hard time picking the cat up after that.

Answer 8

There are ppl like that. I am not one of them. I have gotten bitten many times, But Spiders are still my fave! They seem to be attracted to me. I have only been bitten cause I rubbed their fur the wrong way. They don't like that. The only ones I don't mess w/ are the Violin spiders. They are the dangerous ones. - & the golden crab spiders.
Other than that they are quite fun & cute!

Answer 9

The only ones I would be scared of are the giant nocturnal flying spiders that live in closets. Have you seen any?

Answer 10

Especially the big, hairy ones...gives me the creeps. I can tolerate a lot of things, but I just don't like spiders.

Answer 11

I hate to tell you, but I,m on the verge of crossing a BLACK WIDOW SPIDER with a FLY. It will be like a shark in the ocean, only in the air, with it's toxins.