I had a pitcher full of orange juice just three days ago, and today it has become a pitcher full of orange wine. Obviously a miracle, and obviously points to the presence of Jesus as this type of miracle fits his modus opperandi. Is this definite proof that the messiah was inside my fridge?
2006-07-13 15:57:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure I buttered a piece of toast today and his picture was on the toast . It was so strange , all I kept hearing from my toast was eat me , so I did! With Blueberry jam !
2006-07-13 16:04:58 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 10⤊ 5⤋
You speak in riddles....The fridge was not plugged in and the orange juice became fermented as wine.
Or is this simply the answer to 'Does the light in the fridge turn off or does Jesus appear and be the light unto the contents of the fridge'? I will have to comtemplate this great meaning....
2006-07-13 23:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by jprofitt303 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah. Praise the Lord. Amen. Awomen.
2006-07-13 23:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my child. HE was in your fridge. Now he's in your garage turning your Chevy into a Volvo! Don't forget about that moldy piece of bread in the bottom of the bag It was the picture of HIS face, until you smashed it into the garbage. May his noodly appendage be upon you........ remember WWFSMD (what would the flying spaghetti monster do?).
2006-07-13 23:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Lee 0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, I just turned Atheist today...I would say the neighober came over and slammed it while you where gone, then accidently replaced it with blood red
2006-07-13 23:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang that was some good juice you were drinking ...ok now back to your meds ..Son
There is no such thing as a atheist
2006-07-13 23:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to second the "Ahhhhhhhhhh no" Cause I was in the fridge.. muahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahh!
2006-07-13 23:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Adrienne H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus or the Democrats. Both of them
want you on their side.
I could be serious.
2006-07-13 23:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Calee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your roommate drank your orange juice and replaced it with koolaide. You have been had.
2006-07-13 23:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by crazytrain_23_78 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because of your story, I am converting to christianity. Thank you for opening my eyes.
2006-07-13 22:59:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please don't make fun of Christianity. People go crazy when Islam or any other religion is made fun off, so why can people make fun of Christianity and no one have a problem with it?
2006-07-13 23:00:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋