2006-07-13 15:54:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFLMAO....good one! Jesus isn't coming back. He's DEAD
2006-07-13 15:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by cabcp 3 · 4⤊ 4⤋
evidently you are the one with a lack of blood to the brain. Jesus died for the entire world past and present! And no he doesn't need a transfusion! All is not ready for his return, but when he returns will you be one of his, asheep and be on the right side
or a goat and be on the left?
2006-07-13 23:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by fsh3i1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will be back! in john it says " i have gone 2 pro-pare a place 4 u... in my house r many mansions..." do u get the pic. Jesus has plenty of blood. he visited Thomas in the upper room, after Jesus death he was fine then. god does not keep time he will come,i just hope you will be ready.
2006-07-13 23:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by giggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't he supposed to be back 2000 years ago? Wasn't the early Christians eagerly awaiting his return and it wasn't until several years passed did they realize that it might be a little while. 2000 years later and they are saying the same, any minute now.
2006-07-13 23:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the Father knows when the Son is coming back. Plus, He's up there making room for us up in Heaven. The sooner He comes down, the less room there will be. :)
2006-07-13 22:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy that's pretty funny.
He's waiting for all who will to repent and accept Him as Lord.
One day He will say no more waiting.
2Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
2006-07-13 22:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sarcasm, Blasphemy.
2006-07-13 22:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sincerely hope you can stand the heat when your time comes. The blood He shed was to save me and, yes, you too from hell. But, the catch is we have to believe and trust in him. I hope I don't have to listen to you wailing and gnashing your teeth at the end of time as we now know it.
2006-07-13 23:00:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will be back. What is "keeping him up there" is His love for us. He is waiting for the last of His kids to get home.
He could be waiting for YOU!
2006-07-13 23:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will come back in His timing. The Bible says that God will not come back until every ear has heard and every eye has seen. I think God will come back when every nation has had a chance to come to Him.
2006-07-13 22:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even if you do not believe in jesus and that he died for you can still have respect for the unknown and spiritual world by not making comments like that
2006-07-13 23:04:18 · answer #11 · answered by john t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋