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Remember your history , Jesus was a Jew, so that prick HITLER Would have killed JESUS, then some whack job CHRISTIAN would have killed Hitler. then some whack job would have killed the christian. and so on and so on. then by the time they got done, only the cockroaches would be left ;^(

2006-07-13 21:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, the question is supposed to read "If Hilter were the Republican candidate, and Joseph Stalin was the Democrat candidate, and Jesus was running on a 3rd party ticket, who would you vote for?"

Stalin of course killed more citizens of the USSR than the number of people Hitler had killed.

And third party candidates never have a chance of winning - especially when they are running on an old-fashioned morality platform. People never vote for Biblical morality.

Generally people prefer freedom, not that Hilter or Stalin were any great bastions of freedom (well - maybe if you were Aryian). Stalin as a Socialist is generally to be considered more politically correct by the Democrates, so I am guessing he would probably win.

2006-07-13 16:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel 6 · 0 0

Good question. Most Christians would be blinded by their own self-inflated belief that they know exactly what God wants and what the Bible says, and so would not realise that it was Jesus running. They wouldn't be able to see past the Pat Robertsons and the Dr. Dobson's telling them that "God is a Republican".

Hitler would run liberal slander, saying Jesus was too liberal. His ads would say that Jesus is too liberal: "He wants to raise taxes to help the poor and needy, he wants to increase welfare food stamps, he wants to teach the US to be tolerant." All of this would go against everything the Christian Right is standing for now.

They would vote for Hitler. Hands down. Great question!

2006-07-13 16:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by iu_runner 2 · 0 0

are you serious with this?

I think you missed the point of why anyone votes for a party. The people make the party, not the other way around. Anyone who would cringe at voting for Jesus just because it was "democrat" seriously need to think things over

2006-07-13 15:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is without a doubt the most inane question by far tonight. Hitler and Jesus in the same sentence.
Wake up and smell the coffee.

2006-07-13 15:51:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Im an ex christian, i say truly, republicans assume Jesus is a republican a twin of them, I dont imagine he's because republicans are liars, warmongers, and haters of the worst style. I propose the KKK votes republican doesnt it? properly what if hes no longer a Libertarian both? i imagine hes extra the autonomous sort;) in any case identity vote for someone that can make usa of america communist, reguardless of what politics Jesus became, btw i imagine he must be autonomous and that i imagine he ought to help gay marriage and abortion, hed definantly help abortion to do away with the fundie rednecks.

2016-11-06 08:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Wow as a Jew that would be hard. Hitler killed six million, not sure how many Jesus was responsible for but it is allot. I would have to go with Jesus and hope all those killings in his name were a mistake and not his real intention.

2006-07-13 15:55:43 · answer #7 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0 0

Hitler would have won WWII if he did not have mental complexes; Jesus was a normal guy.

I don't care for Democrats, so I would vote for Hitler.

2006-07-13 15:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by Mike R 3 · 0 0

OK Hitler is Satan, Jesus is perfect, he made u i would decently say Jesus Christ. what did Hitler ever do for u? what has god done 4 u? think about it Jesus Christ wins the vote 4 me. what about u?
email me if u have ?s green9_5jesusfreaks@yahoo.com

2006-07-13 15:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus, only because Hitler would try to conquer the rest of the world...

2006-07-13 15:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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