A dude walked into a bar in england.The bartender told the man "This pub needs a new name, any ideas?" The man said "the Queen's head?" "No." "The queens arms?" "no" "The queens legs?" "Perfect." the man finished his drink and walked off.The next day he was standing infront of the pub and a woman came up to him and asked "What are you doing here?" The man said "Waiting for the Queen's legs to open."
2006-07-13 15:45:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great, Naughty . Check this one:
One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentines day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"
2006-07-13 16:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bloody good joke. i would say the Queen's legs will open about the same time hell freezes over.
2006-07-13 22:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by FRED 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jolly good joke young chap
2006-07-13 23:06:46 · answer #3 · answered by charmzi_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!
2006-07-13 22:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL... nice.. hahah.. bet the woman will say "i'm the queen.. where you wanna do it?" wouldn't that be exhilarating for that man?
Cheers...(",)
2006-07-13 23:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me a r s e hurt you're so daft funny
2006-07-13 22:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross..but funny
2006-07-13 23:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by SunnySmile83 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! disgusting 2 though!
2006-07-13 23:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by MiSs Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snickers* hehe that was awesome! lol i don't think they're gonna open anytime soon :| lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-13 22:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jolly good joke
2006-07-13 22:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Signilda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋