im sorry for stealing your girlfriend,your tv,your family,your dog,your cat,im sorry for killing your fish and eating your pet bird.
im also sorry for replacing your car gas with cat urine..im also sorry for not recording your show when you asked me..
will you please forgive me?
2006-07-13 15:35:57 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
if it were really me you were apoligizing too.... you'd be dead somewhere in the ocean by now
2006-07-13 15:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Shelbzz 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You can keep her, she ain't worth ****!
I was about to get a flat screen anyway, and no you can't come over and watch it!
I just got the cat cause you liked it and I got the dog to torture the cat, keep them too!
The fish are dead? Wow.
You ate Pedro? I always wondered if he taste like chicken? Did he?
I was wondering what that smell was in my car, damn. Oh well my lease is almost up anyway so I'll be pushin an 07 real soon!
I'll be getting Tivo with my flat screen and picking them both up in my new whip so I won.t be asking you to "record" ****! Who records stuff anymore anyway?
I can forgive you and I have already forgotten you......
2006-07-13 15:44:09 · answer #2 · answered by crystlizm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might find it in my heart to forgive you, but I'm scared forever.... Wait, what heart?! HELL NO! Give me back my cat and I expect a large amount of money so i can buy back some of those items! And dude.... I had a boyfriend you might have stolen.... But if you think he's a girl you and ihm need to sit down and have a nice chat about that
2006-07-13 15:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by goggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will forgive you for stealing my gf, tv, family, dog, cat every thing man, but how can you replace gas with cat urine, thats disgusting to say the least
2006-07-13 15:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by who is this 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the moron that made a question a pair weeks in the past approximately "transforming into a heel" if so I do no longer forget that and it became into stupid. Im happy you have been attempting to be usual on the cyber web. no one cares approximately your seal of approval stop doing that. I dont provide a crap in case you approve something i ought to care much less if your sorry or no longer sorry, heel or face, usual or unpopular. stop posting stupid crap like this and basically ask wrestling questions like a classic consumer. "Im the dazzling One and that i approve thi"....basically kidding, dont do stuff like that ever back.
2016-10-07 21:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by spies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if you forgive me for drawing on your face with war paint, lighting fireworks in your garage, paintballing inside your house, dropping your cat off a 100 foot cliff, and using your credit card to pay for my car insurance.
much love.
by the way, what does the g stand for?
2006-07-13 15:40:06 · answer #6 · answered by rumilb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh , its all right........I'm also sorry 4 burning down ur home ,tampering with ur car breakes., adding cyanide in your soup, drowning your son (but u survived it all, na?), stealing ur bank balance n breaking your fridge ,tv,AC, music system ,oven n dinner set.
2006-07-14 21:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by Cutie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I won't forgive you and I want my sandels back too. You can keep the beach towel though, I peed on that when I was swimming.
2006-07-13 15:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I love you so much!
Update: I have no earthly idea who this person is, I just thought it was funny.
Another update: What the hell? I had a girlfriend? Ohhh, I forgot about when I was drunk...dude, I thought she was a guy! Oh well, you can have him/her.
2006-07-13 15:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Susie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I'll forgive you cause when you were taking that all from me as was at your house bangin your mom.
2006-07-13 15:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Medical and Business Information 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, cuz I just got 2 points and you just lost 5.
2006-07-13 15:38:57 · answer #11 · answered by Everything 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋