What is a really funny thought? I am bored. Tell me something hilarious, 1000 dollars to whoever makes me laugh and 5000 dollars to whoever makes me laugh really hard
2006-07-13 15:18:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Two guys get caught in a land of cannibals. The cannibals give them two options - jimbilica, death. The first person opts for jimbilica, as he doesnt want to die. They take him to the dias and start poking a redhot rod into his ***, and this continues for half an hour.. The second guy gets frightened and decides to opt for death. The leader says "Give him jimbilica till he dies" ;)
2006-07-13 15:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by kartoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penis+Potato=dictator
2006-07-13 15:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by perioligament 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You walk into a room, stumble into a box of gerbils. The gerbils fly all over the place, while you fall to the floor. One lands on your head, and you sigh and say, " I really need a drink."
2006-07-13 15:22:59 · answer #3 · answered by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Dejamoo = the feeling you've heard this bull before.
2006-07-13 15:22:28 · answer #4 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny story not thought I fell asleep in my pool on my float and fell off of it and almost drowned in 4 ft of water lmao when i woke up I forgot where I was then when I got out I fell and sprang my ankle bad part was I was completely sober
2006-07-13 15:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't do it.
2006-07-13 15:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋