Did it work? Or go down in flames?
I've got one at the top of my head.
Guys says: Did it hurt?
Girl says: What?
Guy says: When you fell from heaven cuz you look like
an angel!
2006-07-13 15:10:20 · 19 answers · asked by Caffiene Junkie 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
"So you're Irish, right? Does that make you magically delicious?"
My response:
"No it makes me an angry drunk and if you don't get the **** away from me I'll cut off your lucky charms."
2006-07-13 15:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop drop and roll baby...cause your on fire
when God made you, babe..he was just showin off
if i had alibrary card, hun, i`d check you out
you must be going to h*** its gotta be a sin to look that goood!
these arent really pick up lines but o well.....
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2006-07-13 22:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by ניקול 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well my bf,wuz a new student@ my school,and he asked me so y r u on fire? then i wuz lyk um i don't feel lyk i'm on fire.then he said well u r soo hot u must be on fire,then i wuz lyk ok,then he asked me out and we've been together 4 a year now,but if u wanna last longer that that in a relationship don't ever say something lyk wut u came up with,it's just really wierd, but my bf's pick up line wuz stupid,but he said it a sweet sexy voice..that's y i said i would go out with him...but pleassse don't use the one u came up with.the best would be...hey if ur not sure witch one to use let ur heart decide when it's time 4 a pickup line.
2006-07-13 22:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is so cheesy but it will get a laugh. This happened to a girlfriend of mine while we were standing at a bar.
Girl: I wish there was a party somewhere.
Guy: I know where there is a party!
Girl: where?
Guy: IN MY PANTS!!
I laughed and laughed at that one! And no, it didn't work.
2006-07-15 00:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst one I've heard:
"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can sure make your bed rock"
And I really don't think that would work on anyone worth it working on..if ya know what I mean.
2006-07-13 23:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet your are tired because you've running through my mind all day.
Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Your lips are like rubies your eyes like diamond; if I was thief I steal them.
2006-07-13 22:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by spookareus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go up to every girl in the bar and say, "Wanna come back to my place?" You'll get one that says yes, of course she's never the one you want.
2006-07-13 22:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by steveed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst: (from the guy) I wonder how you taste. And then he started talking about cannibals. Totally grossed me out.
2006-07-13 23:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by raz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl you smell like fritos thats why im giving you this hungry stare.
i dont have a library card but do you mind if i check you out?
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?
2006-07-13 22:16:20 · answer #9 · answered by Salty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, baby, you like math? How 'bout you and me add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?" Yeah, I think that's the worst one I've heard.
Oh, and this one: "That dress looks good on you. It would look better on the floor next to my bed."
2006-07-13 22:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nobody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋