If I found a genie in a bottle could I overpower Jesus?
How about a Leprechaun?
2006-07-13 15:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know about the genie in a bottle, but as far as a leprechaun; A man was playing golf he hits the ball into the woods since it was his only ball he goes into the woods after it. when he finds his golf ball next to it is a leprechaun. he picks up the leprechaun and tells the leprechaun I'm so sorry, the leprechaun answers its ok you got me fair and square I owe you three wishes. the man places the leprechaun on the ground and tells him I just want to keep playing and says sorry for hitting him and grabs his ball and walks away. The leprechaun amazed decides to grant the man the three wishes he would want for himself, good health, money and great sex. A year later the same man hits the ball into the woods again, finds the leprechaun next to his ball again and says I'm so sorry I cant believe I hit you again. the leprechaun says to him no actually it was my idea I wanted to see how you were doing so tell me how are you. the man says I've never felt better haven't got sick once this year. the leprechaun ask how about money, the man says that's been great too, as i stick my hand into my pocket there is always money. the leprechaun ask how about sex. the man puts his head down and blushes, tell me says the leprechaun, the man responds its ok. what do you mean ok it should be great says the leprechaun, well says the man I get some at least three times a month. the leprechaun shocked said how could that be it should be everyday, the man puts his head down again and blushing says well for a priest in a small church in a tiny town with so few alter boys its not bad.
ps. he'll probably never find a genie in a bottle but at least he doesn't have to die to figure that out.
2006-07-13 15:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by myamoreterno 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
U wont ever find a genie in a bottle! Dont waste too much time dreaming.
2006-07-13 22:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by chris s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-07-13 22:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dunno about the genie. I suppose he has to do as youplease so in theory you could. The leprechaun is not to be trusted, He will play tricks on you.
2006-07-14 10:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by debisioux 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kazaam granted my wish of being able to leg press 3,000 lbs. That way, I'd be stronger than Pat Robertson who happens to have superhuman strength.
2006-07-13 22:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by m_diddy04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I just don't think so. Thank you for the 2 point's. There is no one more powerful than God.
2006-07-13 22:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by Nece 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-07-13 22:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy in sarcasm.
2006-07-13 22:16:14 · answer #8 · answered by Shayna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lord save you...
2006-07-13 22:13:06 · answer #9 · answered by Adyghe Ha'Yapheh-Phiyah 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh....sure....whatever
(the toothfairy gave me this answer)
2006-07-13 22:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋