Those kinds of night can be excused with BEER GOGGLES right?
2006-07-13 15:00:52 · 25 answers · asked by Caffiene Junkie 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Every one of my one-night stands was like that....You chew off your arm to not wake her, then after you leave, you chew off your second arm - so when she goes looking for a one-armed man, she won't find you.
2006-07-13 15:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Buster Van Buren 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You DO know that "one night stand" means having sex with a person you just met, don't you? Sounds as if that's a regular habit with you. I'll be waiting for you in the clinic, hon. And I hope it's only gonorrhea...and you better hope so, too - 'cause at least I can cure the drip with a whopping big shot of antibiotic. The other ones...well, that can be a bit more problematic.
2006-07-13 22:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's how I explain them but mine were more like tequila goggles. I've had more than one of those and that's why I don't drink anymore. The biggest problem is when you live in a town of 5000 people it's kind of hard to keep it quiet so it's your word against his. He brags to his friends yes she did and I'm saying NO I DIDN'T!!! Just pray to god that he didn't have a camera.
2006-07-13 22:12:40 · answer #3 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** yeah!.. man, it was a shitload of time ago tho.. like in the 70's?! college ****- I think everybody has, man.. I used to do the beer thing but hell, I got sick of waking up 'kissin' the toilet' in the dorms the next morning, man. I think it's like a 'rite of passage' or everybody (that's interesting) has gotta go through it.. I mean my sister-in-law (who sux, like totally.. a bible *****) probably never did the one-nighter.. (Who'd WANT her, eh?) SO be proud of it! Stand up and be counted (or count them?) one night stander-ites!!
2006-07-13 22:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another old saying comes to mind...
I never went to bed with an ugly chick (guy), but I've woken up next to a few!
2006-07-14 06:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by iggyclyde2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loads of times
Woke up with things that were`nt even the same species
A lass i knew in Derbyshire went on a bender,woke up 3 months later married
2006-07-13 22:04:48 · answer #6 · answered by platermanuk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think everyone goes thru a night like that....just hope that you dont bump into that person somewhere....I tell ya it's not fun....sometimes you just cant get rid of them.
2006-07-13 22:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Lindy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gnaw my arm off like a coyote in a trap! the hardest part was figuring out were I parked, where I was...lol
2006-07-13 22:04:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the need to express oneself stupidly is required by social law.
2006-07-13 22:03:24 · answer #9 · answered by Starlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes u are right
2006-07-13 22:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋