Incase they get a hole in one! ha ha ha ha Ya I know its totally lame, but still puts a smile on your face!
2006-07-13 14:58:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laff!
heres one for u! enjoy and have a nice day/night!
Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.
The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?"
He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."
The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, "What's wrong?"
The first guy says, "Small world!"
2006-07-13 15:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by tia_alld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that its in the real life case of if their ball goes in the drink, and then one of the other golfer dudes says, "i got no balls", and then the golfer has to go in and get it. He takes off one pair of pants and then he has got a spare... So then the other golfer can't stare at his naked legs...
2006-07-13 22:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It put a question mark on my face.
2006-07-13 22:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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thanks for 2 points
2006-07-13 22:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was if they had to pee--there aren't any bathrooms on the course..they just go in there pants.
2006-07-13 22:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Denise L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know why and it did not put a smile on my face.
2006-07-13 22:00:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i see no smile on my face.
2006-07-13 22:03:58 · answer #7 · answered by Analyn B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. HA!
i love lame/corny jokes! they keep me laughing for hours.
2006-07-13 23:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by lily_1693 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny iam crying now
2006-07-13 22:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by anthony_rapp_fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it didnt put a smile on my face! that joke is so old skool!!!!!!!!!!! u gangsta
2006-07-13 22:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋