2006-07-13 14:52:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Same thing as I do every day...say "Good Morning Darling!"...want coffee?
2006-07-13 14:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by flignar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would think I was back in the front yard of my childhood home. We had an apple tree in the front yard and the cows from the dairy farm across the street often escaped through the barbed wire fence and munched apples on our front lawn. But seriously, waking up on that front lawn would also mean I was about to live through one helluva hangover!
2006-07-13 15:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by PDY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the funniest questions and answers I've seen on here - I am hysterically laughing - I love the one that said "Die cow". I can't even think of a funny answer right now.
2006-07-13 15:02:53 · answer #3 · answered by hotmomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "goddamned!! how in the hell did my sister-in-law get in the ******* bed/bedrom next to me for Christ's sake?!?" and that's no ****! This woman sucks soooo bad.. She looks like George Washington in the face (even her brother/my ******** of a husband sez so.) She weighs 300 lbs. and wears clothes ya would only put in a yard sale, and 'cannot wear pants' because it is 'against her religion.' (no ****.) She wears tennis shoes and skirts everywhere (she works in the billing dept. at a hospital but I'll be damned if I know why as he English is so bad..) I went to college and was an English major and this chick (working in a hospital) has atrocious English ("we was.") She can't wear makeup (against her religion) and is stupider'n dogshit. She always is telling you the same boring bullshit about 'my vacation' and 'what the girls in the office/billing department told her about their sister's boyfriend's uncle' (Get my drift?) lmao. She 'luvs' Nascar (how ya figure it?) and describes each race for hours (and always 'wants to make eye contact') which makes it worse as I've got other **** to do, not just sit there like a stupid piece and listen to a rundown on the latest Nascar race. eh, screw it. I hate even writin' bout this stupid ******' *****.. later- (I gotta 'turn on Nascar.') ****!
2006-07-13 15:00:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wake up next to a cow every day--what's your point?
2006-07-13 14:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Evil Scorpion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be like, "I already get the milk for free, I don't need to buy a damn cow. Get the f*ck off my bed."
2006-07-13 14:56:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say Good Mooooooning
2006-07-13 14:57:08 · answer #7 · answered by Tortured Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I would jump up. Then I would yell, "Die, cow!" because I am really scared of cows.
2006-07-13 14:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a cowchip tossing contest
2006-07-13 14:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by airpolicejohn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, Milk her and get a bowl of cereal! Have a healthy breakfast!
2006-07-13 14:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Timberina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋