2006-07-13 14:47:25 · 11 answers · asked by justiskelly 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A young man was dating three women and had decided it was time to marry and had to make a decision between the three. He decided to give them a little test. He gave each woman a gift of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money.
The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a fancy beautysalon for a totally new look, got her hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loved him so much. The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to him.
The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some beautiful expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she spent all the money on him because she loved him so much. Again, the man was touched and impressed.
The third woman invested the money in the stock market and earned several times the original $5,000. She gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remaining in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much. Obviously, the man was again touched and impressed.
The man was faced with a difficult decision. He thought a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her and how much each one loved him.
Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
2006-07-27 06:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love is only a joke to those who have never been loved.
2006-07-27 21:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
2006-07-13 22:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Starry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who am i?
WERE am i goin to get love jokes?
tell MY some love jokes?
i have WON love joke.
2006-07-13 23:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love jokes bore me, so I won't.
2006-07-13 23:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by UCSteve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
giko you're the best men... i love his joke.... 11/10
2006-07-27 20:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by demon_hunter_ illidan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not to good with love jokes but you can try google.com
2006-07-25 17:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by LaLo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, can't think of any, but I loved bobbi's!
2006-07-26 07:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dsjgredf
2006-07-25 20:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to jokes.com
2006-07-27 22:01:13 · answer #10 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋