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A man came home from work one day and his wife asked
him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet. The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

2006-07-13 14:25:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

serves him right!!

2006-07-13 14:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0 0

It made me laugh. A 5, mainly because the last line needs a comma: Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?

2006-07-13 21:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pandak 5 · 0 0

Oh damn LMFAO at first I thought it was going to be pretty lame but it was good nice joke hehehehehehe.

2006-07-13 21:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0 0

I've heard it before, but it's always hilarious every time!! LOL

2006-07-13 21:34:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL Funny...I heard it before but it's still pretty good.

2006-07-13 21:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0 0

LMAO. That's great. I like it. ^5 to you.

2006-07-13 21:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by Becky Jo 4 · 0 0

that was funny i have never heard that one before!!! hahahahahahahaahheheheehhohohohahahehehohoha

2006-07-13 21:40:24 · answer #7 · answered by butterflykisses01247 3 · 0 0

LMAO thats hilarious!!!

2006-07-13 21:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0 0

Cute!!!

2006-07-13 22:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0 0

cute

2006-07-13 21:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

great joke dude

2006-07-13 21:34:43 · answer #11 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0 0

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