What's the funniest one line joke uve ever heard?
"A man walks into a bar and says 'ouch'"
2006-07-13 14:24:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay,
"A man walks into a bar and sustains a mild concussion." Just an add on.
I am a guy, but found this funny.
"Guys are like toilets they're either taken or full of crap."
2006-07-13 14:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So this bar walks into this guy, right.......
In local news, the energizer bunny was arrested today for charges of battery....
Dude, I was in a fight today when a hockey game broke out....
So, you say you were robbing the bank and your car got stolen.......
Oh honey, you can't sue the man for stealing free cookies.....
Father Moore, did you know it is a felony to lie to the FBI......
Isn't the capital of the United States the U.S........
What a mess, this is cornflakes cereal, not a puzzle of a rooster.....
Close the door, this is the police....
Don't stare too close to the T.V., you might break it.....
Oh my gosh, you don't speak English, oh I'm sorry, I just had a long day with my husband and then when I went home........
Smokey the Bear says, only you can prevent forrest gump....
Whatever happened to your uncle Annie.....
Mommy, I saw santa clause in our house, he didn't leave any presents but he took some under our tree....
That lady is a fat pig....oh sorry Ma'am, I meant to say that lady is a skinny pig.....
Stay in drugs, don't do school, and always cross both ways before looking at the street....
2006-07-13 22:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar, bartender says hey man, why the long face!
lolololol
.Lame.
2006-07-13 21:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by =] -- * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to blonds walk in to a bar wow you would have thought one of them would have seen it!!!
how do you confuse a blond? put her in a circle room and tell her to find the corner!!!!
how do you kill a submarine full of blonds? knock on the door!!!!
i no some really funny other joke but i don't think there suitable for online well hope you find these funny!!
2006-07-13 21:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by butterflykisses01247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Don't start anything!"
2006-07-13 23:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Irish burglar breaks into a bookies shop he comes out losing £5
2006-07-13 21:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by haveacigar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bar-tender, "I'll have a shot.......(Moments Pass).......of whiskey." Bartender asks, "Why the large pause?"
HAHA!
2006-07-14 15:42:38 · answer #7 · answered by ouoray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man at bar: hey bartender theses peanuts keep telling me im handsome
Bartender: thats cause theyre complimentary
2006-07-13 22:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by guitar_lady81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I heard your father went to jail, because he stole 2 stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
2006-07-13 21:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I poured Spot remover over my dog the other day...now i can't find him!
2006-07-13 23:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by charmzi_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋