A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Abruptly, the girl stopped the boy dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's seat, staring out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
2006-07-13 14:23:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a cabbie, one night I picked up a very drunk young lady from a local watering hole and drove her home. Upon our arrival at the house I told her it would be $24.00, she spread her legs and said can we take it out in trade ? I said, Dont you have anything smaller?
2006-07-13 14:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by M&T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha another good one nice job where are you getting these from lol
2006-07-13 21:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!! I laughed out loud..thanks! :)
2006-07-13 21:27:24 · answer #3 · answered by cute_ark_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I can't stop giggling!!
2006-07-13 21:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughing out loud.... that's a good one.
2006-07-13 21:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by ijrg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look like batista
2006-07-13 21:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by stone cold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good enough for this time of day...
2006-07-13 21:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by bluebutterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, it's ok. it made me smile.
2006-07-13 21:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by lacy_mali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋