Why can't blondes pass their driving tests?
Because every time the car stops they jump in the back seat.
2006-07-13 14:20:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I haven't heard that one. Funny
2006-07-13 14:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2006-07-13 21:23:50 · answer #2 · answered by DanV 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for THEMSELVES.
Helllooooo? It's been a year!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.
2006-07-13 21:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by rlms_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL here's one...
This blonde was driving down the road and kept swerving all over the place. Finally she ran into a house and when the cops got done examining her they asked why she ran into the middle of the house and totaled her car she said,"I was trying to miss the tree that kept popping in the middle of the road." The cop looked in her car and saw a tree air freshener hanging from her review mirror!
2006-07-13 21:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by codys_boo_16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hired a blonde office worker. She was assigned to the secretarial pool. She was typing away and was down to her last sheet of paper.
She asked the ofice manager for more typing paper and the office manager told her it was OK to just use photocopy paper.
So she took her last sheet of paper over to the copy machine, put it in and made 10 blank copies.
2006-07-13 21:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by James F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blonde and to be honest with you... I dont get it ...could you submit it again real slow,please.
2006-07-13 21:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by M&T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid and dont make fun of blonds because the girls i like is blond
2006-07-13 21:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by kurth from nevada 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rate that joke a 5.1
2006-07-13 21:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by xoveexo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was not even funny.
2006-07-13 21:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no that one sucked
2006-07-13 21:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Justinmc93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋