2006-07-13 13:47:27 · 16 answers · asked by Daniel T 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Gee, I expected better responses. It sure worked for Billy Graham!!
2006-07-13 13:55:06 · update #1
You must be God. I've heard of you. You are way too expensive for me. I hear you charge a 10% tithing fee to do your work.
I'll stick with a can of whoop ***. It's cheaper than God.
2006-07-13 13:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My soul is already protected by the devil
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2006-07-13 13:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds more like an offer FROM the devil,so my answer is nothing.Jesus does it for free!
2006-07-13 13:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none because I can protect my own soul from the devil by following my GOD
2006-07-13 13:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by recmcmdc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the Catholic church tried to do that until Martin Luther came along....you're about 500 years late.
2006-07-13 13:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Cyn90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez no money at all, That's why we have the Lord to protect us every day from the evil one.
He loves us and requires no fees...except to repent and to choose him as our saviour.
It's so simple..yet hard for some.
all i have to ask is why would you ask a strange question like that?? and why would you blasphemy God's power?
Jane.
2006-07-13 13:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Jane K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh, I'd throw you a couple bucks. The trick is, can you PROVE you've assigned protection to my soul?
That's what I thought! ^_^
2006-07-13 13:54:01 · answer #7 · answered by Quazi Xi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. The state of my soul is a matter between myself and God. Between the two of us, we can handle whatever needs to be dealt with. Your "help", paid or otherwise, is neither required nor appreciated.
2006-07-13 13:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by nardhelain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus already paid the price for that.
2006-07-13 13:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd gladly hand you a kick up your silly butt.
2006-07-13 13:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by noambenami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋