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Who here is ready to bow themselves in worship to the Holy Flute who sent his son the Holy Clarinet to die in the High School Band for your sins so you can go the Heaven and hear the Holy Music.

2006-07-13 13:44:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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COngrats your hired!!!! Village idiot.

2006-07-13 13:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by ML 5 · 7 10

There are several (mostly Eastern) belief systems that talk about the Sound of God. They say that God, as Spirit, can be experienced as Light and as Sound. Paul Twitchell, an American, wrote an interesting book in the 1960's called "The Flute Of God," which discusses the esoteric mystic apprroach to having direct personal experience with God. Some earlier examples: Surat Shabd Yoga (the Yoga of the Sound Current) and Sufism, which recognizes Sound as one of the "twin pillars of God." These are not ignorant Sunday school automatons, but rather bold individualists who were unafraid of leaving religion behind to have their own experience of the mystic, God.

2006-07-13 13:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by Skeptimystic 3 · 0 0

your serious, oh my you are serious. Praise The Flute
YEAAAH PRAISE THE HOLY BABY CLARINET,
for I say Unto YOU, NONE may ENTER and Hear The SACRED RINGING IN THE EARS unless, YEAAAHH TRULY UNLESS
Unless he should put the PRECIOUS BABY FLUTE TO HIS LIPS.... AND BLOW

I am so glad that thine ear holes have been opened and you have heard the tone, have you made the tone today or are you still atonal

2006-07-13 13:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

relies upon on the place you're.. in case you have been on the cathedral you will possibly gown such as you have been going to a ball..in case you have been in outback Australia you ought to front up with a pair of gum boots on and a kangaroo epidermis for a loin textile and that they could be extremely joyful to make certain you there.. it is the clarification why you're there that counts.

2016-10-07 21:44:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Mocker your days are short

2006-07-13 13:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 0 0

christianity for band nerds roflamO!

2006-07-13 13:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by brianna_the_angel777 4 · 0 0

You made that up....Well I'm happy for you.
There is no question really so I can't answer.

2006-07-13 13:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

Are you going for metaphor or mockery?

2006-07-13 13:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by jessicake 3 · 0 0

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