A running soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your habit for a few minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here?" The nun replied, "He went that way." and pointed up one of the roads.
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear." The soldier added, "And I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . I don't want to go to Iraq either!"
2006-07-13 12:44:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmm... I actually enjoyed that.
2006-07-13 13:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by Quiet Amusement 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hillarious. One of the better jokes i have heard in a while.
2006-07-13 19:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the nun delilvered the punchline perfectly.
it is always better to look a bit higher.
good joke....HaHaHaHa.....
2006-07-13 20:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by chinni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goofy!
2006-07-13 19:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I didn't see that one coming! Great punchline!
2006-07-13 19:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i just read that lol
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2006-07-13 20:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, Hilarious!!!
2006-07-13 19:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-07-13 19:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-13 20:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Zoltan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW......whoa.....lol
2006-07-13 19:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋