How come so many Christians don't follow Grammarian 3:16?

Question

Grammarian 3:16

"For god so loved the world that he sent spell checkers and proof reading, so that all who believe in using them, shall not be assumed to be an 11 year old, but instead shall be given more serious consideration."

(By spamandham)

Answer 1

...and that should read, "You're an idiot."
Perhaps she's 11?

Answer 2

I'll answer with tongue-in-cheeck:

Because spell checker rejects "King James" English--the only truly inspired language.

Yup, I think that there are acceptable limits of spelling problems in a chat room or blog or something like that,

butt wen peepl tri 2 giv un edjukated anser lik dis 1, its herd 2 reespekt thim. --Hezekiah 3:16

Don't you think?

Answer 3

And he said: "Yeah, ye shall use them willingly. And shall verify your words. For your words shall be tried and judged by all that read them. And I shall visit the folly of your words upon you."

That said, if you give a real long answer here, the spell checker doesn't work.

Answer 4

Hmph....Seems that spellchecker would have identified that both God and He, as used in the book of Grammarian, begin with capital letters. What's with the past progressive "ness"????

Answer 5

That would require some thought, and some consideration for others. Hard to get on your high horse if you have to consider how what you do, or don't do, impacts others. Nice thought though.

Answer 6

Aye liek mi tipoes. Thay mayk mi conservation moar internetsing!

Answer 7

Hi jack .....! did u find a girlfreind yat ...


Theres no such thing as a atheist

Answer 8

Sheesh, at least we gave you an answer

Answer 9

Hey, look at that, another one.
It's you're not your Carol

Answer 10

ferry vunny.