My blind date?

Question

A good friend of mine set me up on a blind date with a girl he knows. "She’s very beautiful" he said & he gave me her address and phone number. So I call her and talk to and she sounds very cool; we had lots in common so I decided to go through with the date.

Well I drive up to her house (in a rich neighborhood) & knock on the door and her dad answers. He was very nice man he didn't even mind me taking out his daughter. We were talking outside for a moment till he said "Well I guess I should get Misty for you." and he went back inside. I waited outside for about 5 minutes, till much to my surprise the old man comes out carrying her in his arms because she had no legs! Well he hands her over to me and I seated her in my car and drove off.

Now my friend wasn’t lying, She was very beautiful and had a Playboy body...minus the legs. Well we went to get something to eat, and then I picked up a 12 pack and drove to this park.

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Well, we started drinking and smoking, you know having fun. We got really high and I was really horny, so we started making out. We were all over each other until she said “**** me baby now I want it!” I didn't know what to do; I've never been out with someone with no legs. So I asked her "How do you want to do this?" she said "just let me hang from that tree branch there and you should be able to hit it". Well I did just that, and it was incredible. We were going at it for a couple of hours until I noticed that it was really late and her dad might get a little pissed. So I got her down and dressed her and took her home.

Sure enough her dad was waiting out side. I got her out of my car and handed her to him, whom despite our lateness was very happy to see us and didn't seem mad at all. He took her back inside and came back out to thank me "thank you for taking Misty out and bring her back safely" he said "most guys just leave her in that damn tree!"

@bonyblack:

Think again, why did I post this in this section? :)

Answer 1

I laughed, even though I didn't want to. That was a great joke!

Answer 2

1960, grow to be 14ish and that i nonetheless draw back. My college buddy had asked me to her elder brother's party and caught me up with this spare chap. each and all of the others have been artwork pupils. that ought to have informed me some thing. party, i presumed, what to placed on? My Mum took me right down to the Co-op shop and we offered an eau de nil and silver brocade gown, super floppy bow trim on the lower back, silver footwear and had then I went and had a definite party shampoo and set, a flow between the Queen's and a beehive. loads of laquer and lower back combing. My blind date arrived on the door. Bit on the casual side, i presumed, could have made greater attempt and he appeared slightly startled. Admiration, i presumed. He suggested he knew a pair of short cuts so we did no longer ought to pay out for the bus and we walked to the party by using a super variety of lower back alleys. whilst we've been given there, he unexpectedly won this undesirable headache and disappeared right into a mattress room for entire night. all of us else grow to be in chunky sweaters and denims and doubt that they had even combed their hair. all of us.

Answer 3

HAha...not a question, but good joke. Nice touch naming the girl Misty.

Answer 4

Oh that was funny! That was worth the price of admission!

LOL

Answer 5

dude thats freaken hilarious bro awesome man your a nice guy then by bringing her home

Answer 6

Ha Ha that was very funny indeed

Answer 7

I've heard that one before, it's pretty funny ;P

Answer 8

dtas kida green man. idk bout you but id neva have sex on a firrst date i think you shuda thought about what you were doing. That story has to be a joke.

Answer 9

thats pretty funny and you're pretty hot. if you can e-mail me at [e-mail].

Answer 10

That's so wrong but so funny. :)