Here's a chance to try to laugh a little:
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response, except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
2006-07-13 12:11:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little rat! If you say anything else I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"!
Pedro: "Dick Cheney, 2006!"
2006-07-13 12:12:34 · update #1
hahaha!! REELEE GOOT ONE JOKE!!!
I had to climb back into the chair to type this. Too funny!
2006-07-13 12:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by renegadesho_ban 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
There is nothing like a joke that is not only funny, but intelligent as well. This is great! You are right - we do not laugh enough.
2006-07-13 19:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by davis0375 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute rework of an older joke.
2006-07-13 19:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-07-13 19:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh. I just wish there were kids that informed in my duaghters Middle school. LMFAO
2006-07-13 19:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD!
And yes I think we should laugh alot more.
Would like to have a print of this.
2006-07-13 19:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ROTF I've seen that before but it's still funny
2006-07-13 19:16:54 · answer #7 · answered by gokart121 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you bring political satire to a completely new level
2006-07-13 19:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by playtoofast 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok thats funny and sad.
2006-07-13 19:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was great, LOL LOL LOL LOL . and yes we all need to laugh a lot more. Thank YOU
2006-07-13 19:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by DC 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke! Thank you.
2006-07-13 19:17:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋