Kemosabe Waters the Bushes
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"
2006-07-13 12:05:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome...10 out of 10, if you want a rating
Why did they break up??...because The Lone Ranger found out what Kemosabe meant!!
2006-07-13 12:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tonto is not a team player
2006-07-13 12:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by ironcityveteran 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehe
that's why i can't see lone ranger anymore.
2006-07-13 12:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by fakemoonlandings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny i told hundreds of my friends who are on yahoo answers to read and answer you. your joke is the very best in the whole world thanks for the very funny laughs
2006-07-13 12:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Avneet P*** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha thats frackin awesome. hilarious
2006-07-13 12:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha,.....that was so funny. best joke i've read on this site. certifed 10
2006-07-14 05:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA dude LMAO that is so funny!! YOU ROCK
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2006-07-13 12:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA... poor Ranger......
........ thank you for the joke..
2006-07-13 12:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I luv these type of jokes. :)
2006-07-13 13:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by Rogue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it a-lot!
2006-07-13 12:19:16 · answer #10 · answered by mamacita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋