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what do osama bin laden and crabs have in common?
they both irritate bush... i think its wrong
BUSH is a great president...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms.
He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?"
But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?''
The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?"
The man replies, "I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!"
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
2006-07-13 11:59:03 · 13 answers · asked by T[]-[]E Wiggles 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont have anything against bush this is just for humor...
BUSH is a gr8 president i said that already....
i wish he could run again....
2006-07-13 12:08:17 · update #1
last one is a 10---made me laugh----
I have a joke for you
George W Bush is in a boat alone----noone else is around---The boat is filling with water----who gets saved??
THE NATION!
2006-07-13 14:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
5 on the 1st 10 on the second
2006-07-13 12:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by alex h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush is a great president get real you might want to watch CNN some time!!
2006-07-13 12:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by quetal c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 FOR ALL... ANY undesirable difficulty about BUSH is large... i advise HE SUX. AL GORE develop into MY VOTE... WHO despatched squaddies OUT TO conflict even as they for particular did now not ought to favor to be despatched OUT IN IRAQ??? BUSH!!! & most of the risky SOULS DIED... I HATE THAT PRESIDENT... HE particular H*** AINT MY GOTDAYUM PRESIDENT... all people WITH experience does now not have VOTED HIM IN back... stupid ELEPHANTS...
2016-11-02 00:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 FOR ALL... ANY BAD THING ABOUT BUSH IS GREAT... I MEAN HE SUX. AL GORE WAS MY VOTE... WHO SENT SOLDIERS OUT TO WAR WHEN THEY CLEARLY DIDN'T NEED TO BE SENT OUT IN IRAQ??? BUSH!!! & MOST OF THE POOR SOULS DIED... I HATE THAT PRESIDENT... HE SURE H*** AINT MY GOTDAYUM PRESIDENT... ANYONE WITH SENSE WOULDN'T HAVE VOTED HIM IN AGAIN... STUPID ELEPHANTS...
2006-07-13 17:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one, When Bush was running against his opponent for reelection he said. "I will pat your elephant, if you kiss my a.."
2006-07-13 16:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by Memere RN/BA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been funnier if you did have something against bush.
2006-07-13 12:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 FUNNY
2006-07-13 12:04:36 · answer #8 · answered by murillo3193@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st 1,,, ahhhh-; last one's very funny...
2006-07-13 12:05:43 · answer #9 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are excellent jokes; did you make them up; please let me know; i give them a 10!
2006-07-13 12:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by misspriss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋