What Do You Do All Day?
> >
> >A man came home from work and found his three
> >children outside, still
> >in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> >food boxes and wrappers
> >strewn all around the front yard.
> >
> >The door of his wife's car was open, as was
> >the front door to the house
> >and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
> >into the entry, he found
> >an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
> >over, and the throw rug was
> >wadded against one wall
> >
> >In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
> >cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
> >and various items of clothing.
> >
> >In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
> >breakfast food was spilled on the
> >counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
> >food was spilled on the floor,
> >a broken glass lay under the table, and a
> >small pile of sand was spread
> >by the back door.
> >
> >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
> >toys and more piles of
> >clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried
> >she might be ill, or that
> >something serious had happened.
> >
> >He was met with a small trickle of water as it
> >made its way out the bathroom door.
> >
> >As he peered inside he found wet towels,
> >scummy soap and more toys
> >strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
> >heap and toothpaste had been
> >smeared over the mirror and walls.
> >
> >As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
> >still curled up in the bed
> >in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
> >at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
> >He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> >happened here today?"
> >
> >She again smiled and answered, "You know every
> >day when you come home
> >from work and you ask me what in the world I do all
> >day?"
> >
> >"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
> >
> >She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
> >
> >Send this page to another woman.
> >
> >Priceless
> >
> >
> >
> >
2006-07-13 11:43:04 · 17 answers · asked by bunky 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
ROFL. That was priceless. I will email to my stay-at-home mom friends. I know they will appreciate it!
2006-07-13 18:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so much! I really needed that! My husband has been working off for a week and a half - leaving me home alone (day and night) with one year old twins. And he has absolutely no idea why it takes me all day to do the laundry, dishes and make the bed!!!
2006-07-13 20:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by pjt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will prize u for this.....hahahahahahahahaha!!!! You are speaking for every stay at home mom!!!!!! My husband works at a car dealership and Yes he works hard...But when He gets home he ask me that.what do u do all day???? I hate that.....he gives me $300.00 every 15 days and he thinks I don't deserve it,,,I say...Your shift ends at 9pm when you come home from work and I asked my self???but when does my shift END??? When he gets home he gets on the computer or play play station. and I still be changing diapers and feeding our kids and bathing OUR kids and putting OUR kids to sleep....Did I mention that is OUR kids.......well I'm going to give him a little credit..he helps sometimes....and no I don't help him at his job..but I have two big responsibilities and he does not appreciate that...anyway Good One girl!!!
2006-07-14 17:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL!!!! Thanks for that!! I needed a good laugh today!! That is SO true! My boyfriend asks me the same question when he gets home from work and he tells me that he would trade places with me in a second.....If he ONLY knew the things that us stay at home mothers do, he would NEVER say that again!!! =) That was great!!
2006-07-13 19:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. I am a stay at home mom and when my husband comes home from work he always asks me what I did all day. I will need to show this to him.
2006-07-13 20:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by brown eyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good story
2006-07-13 18:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by reallyfedup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm putting it on my fridge so my husband can see it.
2006-07-13 19:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Coffee Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good story, i will show it my Husband hehehehe ... some guys dont appreciated what the wife do at home hehehehe...
2006-07-13 18:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by Dayan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great lol. i am soo showing that to my husband when he gets home!!
2006-07-13 18:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by fandj4ever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not a stay at home mom...or amother for that matter..but i love it...really funny!!!
2006-07-13 18:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by .:ITS ME...SAY HI!!!!:. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋