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2006-07-13 11:17:31 · 9 answers · asked by STAN 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-13 17:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma is so ugly on my email she gave me a virus
2006-07-13 18:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by Gage Wisby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got one that tops these all-----please don;t take no offence to it
Yo mamma is like a hardware store---she charges 10 cents a screw!
2006-07-13 22:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by littlet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so old she knew Burger king when it was a prince
yo mama's so big she has bowling balls for earrings
yo mama's so big when her man fingered her he lost a watch and a ring
Yo mama's so big she was in the middle of the highway and tried 2 swerve but i couldn't
yo mama's so ugly on Halloween people dress up as her
2006-07-13 19:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by Kahmillionaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so poor a robber came in and left money.
Yo mama is so poor she takes a shower in the rain.
2006-07-13 20:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat that when she wore her yellow spandex pants and bent over a china man jump in thinking she was a yellow cab.
2006-07-13 19:11:12 · answer #6 · answered by toddy w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she can plug up the hole in the ozone layer!
2006-07-13 18:30:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You momma such a stupid h0e she told her customer "I take credit cards too, just slide the card down my butt crack".
2006-07-13 18:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by PG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother's so fat..
that when she jump for joy..
she got stuck.
2006-07-13 18:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by .: The Girl Next Door:. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋