2006-07-13 11:04:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.
She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you tell them.
Says it makes you sound like ignorant, White trash.
2006-07-13 17:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she stepped on a weight scale and it said " to be continued"
yo momma so fat when she walks on the street in a yellow dress people yell "taxi" at her
yo momma so dumb she was talking in an envelope because she wanted to send voice mail
2006-07-14 06:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by Chocolate Lover♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommabraids are so tight she looks like she got stitches.
Yo mommais so poor I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took 1, & she said "Don't be greedy!"
Yo mommais so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"
Hope you like them. Buh Bye
2006-07-13 11:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so slow it takes her an hour and a half to watch"60 Minutes"
2006-07-13 11:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so black and her teeth are so Yellow that when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
2006-07-13 13:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Gonzales#51♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma like a hardware store---she charges 10 cents a screw
2006-07-13 15:02:20 · answer #6 · answered by littlet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits a round the house.
2006-07-13 11:08:37 · answer #7 · answered by ah64dtk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
your momma's so fat she ate little debbie
2006-07-13 11:09:09 · answer #8 · answered by Terri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told your momma to do the robot now R2D2 has AIDS
2006-07-13 11:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by J bean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Russian T's mamma is so big she has to use bed sheets for toilet paper. She is also rather reminicent to a shotgun, because you can give her one c*ck and afterwards everyone gets a blow.
2006-07-14 06:04:29 · answer #10 · answered by Hunter S. Thompson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋