Here's a solution to the (so called) "immigration problem". What do you think?

Question

On this side, the most rabid, hateful, racist Minuteman in the USA.
On this side, and average border jumping mexican guy.
A 12 round fight. minuteman wins, the Mexican goes home. Mexican wins, he and his family can stay.

They could air it a reality show on FOX.

Also, have you ever noticed how much "minuteman" looks like "minute (as in tiny) man"?

Answer 1

Ya know, I read the word as "my-NOOT" first before reading it as a portion of time. I think the Mexican would win because it seems like Mexicans, in general, work harder than the average hateful racist, therefor he'd be in better shape, overall.

And folks, nobody said anything about KILLING! How else could either side walk away from this imaginary fight? Sheesh!

Answer 2

DIfferent idea, but their average family is a LOT larger than your average American.
Heres what I think
First I'd put up the fences so that no more could cross. I'd then go after every single company that hire illegal immigrants, every American citizen has an ID card of some sort right, so it wouldn't be that hard to round up the ones who don't. Conduct sting operations to capture illegal workers and employers who hire illegal workers. Third, for every illegal immigrant that we catch, I would give their country the bill.-(price to feed, hydrate and secure and transport them back to their country.) Yes I know they probably will not pay but, we could just decrease the amount of their people we allow into our country legally, that will start to turn some heads. Now as for the fence, I think graduates from all the military branches should go on the border for 1 year (not including their regual time in service) whether to conduct patrols or to do paper work. The border patrol need our help the minuteman are not racists or vigalanties, there are our neighborhood patrol group who what not only to keep out towns near the border safe but out country. If you think the minutemen are racist then you are calling the border patrol the same.

Answer 3

i know my penis is the size of a soda straw and i cant fight at all so dont put me in a 12 round fight with a mexican border jumping guy because ill let him win because i am such a pu ssy and ill let anyone have their way with me i tried to have sex with a minuteman once but their not ***** like me they are real men and like women so i stick with young mexican boys and my donkey pedro in the basement now that would be a reality show

Answer 4

Kub, you've already chosen your side, looks like, but what do you do when the House finally gets it in gear, passes the laws, and gets the border closed? The senate's moving in that same direction, now, a majority of americans really don't want the country full of people from all over hell that just decided to bounce on in. 'go for the throat' immigration is going to result in one thing, and I'm pretty sure it won't turn out as a boxing match, either...

Answer 5

You must be a illegal, to hate the Minute Men .


Alot of the Minute Men, were at one time members of law enforcment units and the Military..... the served their country , now that some of them are retired, the answer the call onec agine. They are brave men and woman, that have came togeather to help protect the American infostructure...


To insault them, is to insault the spirit of America .


Eli : We bought those states from Mexico, paid a huge amount of money for them, this purchase brought a end to the Mexican-American war .

Answer 6

A little history for you.

California, Texas the whole south western US was once Mexican territory. At some point the United Statesians immigrated in mass into Mexico, when there were more United Statesians than Mexicans in California it became fairly easy for the US to convert north western Mexico into south western US.

Answer 7

wow - have you met any of the people that belong to the Minutemen group? I am one, and consider myself quite tolerant.

The most racist organization in this country is La Raza, they are right up there with the KKK and New Black Panthers.

Only thing that the minutemen would like to do, is have anyone that comes into the country, to do it legally, and to follow the laws of the land. Not really to much to ask.

Answer 8

Eli's got his history wrong. We didn't just "convert" half of Mexico into US territory. We won it during the Mexican War (1846-1848), which was fought over the placement of the Mexico-Texas border.

Answer 9

Yea that would be sooo Sweet, I would definitely start watching T.V. then. It would never last 12 rounds tho, unless you let the whole family fight they will never win.


BTW ya little pansies, nothing was said about killing the illegals, read the whole question before getting yer panties in a bunch.

Answer 10

Very interesting. A reality show. It just might work (except for the killing)... Lol! But seriously, I haven't heard of many proposals that will be effective.

Your thought process is unlike anything that I've encountered recently.

Interesting.

:)

Answer 11

Weren't you the guy on last night whining about your little package? So why are you hear now complaining about everyone else's package? Trying to make yourself feel bigger? Not all illegals are Mexicans, you know. You need to stop spreading hate about people.