2006-07-13 09:51:13 · 12 answers · asked by lynn b 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Jesus was a vegetarian and who the hell wants to eat a veggie burrito.... yuck!
2006-07-13 09:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sweety, I highly doubt that. Jesus, unlike humans is able to do ANYTHING, so it would be impossible for him to make a burito too hot for even Him to be unable to eat. Besides wouldn't it be a contrating Himself..... (remember Jesus doesn't contradict himself....)
God Bless
2006-07-13 16:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Fefe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked this question before, or some one asked a similar one...
Christian bashing is a "norm" now. Its a shame that you have fallen into the same group as all the other lost souls...
I pray that you will "find JESUS" as HE is calling for you..
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-13 17:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well being as there were no microwaves around in Jesus' time, my answer would have to be NO!
2006-07-13 16:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by TheGuru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because He could eat the entire microwave if he so chose.
Next question.
2006-07-13 16:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by sethle99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new spin on the old "can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?" question. I love it...lol... It's funny, but pointless. God is all encompassing and outside the laws and boundaries of space and time.
2006-07-13 16:57:43 · answer #6 · answered by Falcon_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a real question?
jesus could kick your butt....so therefore he can eat anything regardless of the temperature.
2006-07-13 17:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Steph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but he CAN make a chick that is so ugly that he wouldn't nail her.
2006-07-13 16:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by TruthIsRelative 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he like burritos
2006-07-13 17:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Santa's Personal Shopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAHAHA that was the funniest thing i ever heard
2006-07-13 16:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋