I doubt it. Let's hear your best zinger.
2006-07-13 09:45:04 · 5 answers · asked by edhollawood 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more like lets hear YOUR best zinger.........
NERD
ummm, YOUR FAT
2006-07-13 09:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by victor obadiah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet you are already burnt, but you should stop asking stupid questions. You sound like you think you are hot sh*t in a wineglass, but I think you are just a cold fart in a dixie cup. How many times have you been dropped on your head? Don't answer that, I'll just count the dents in the cement you landed on. What makes you think you're so special that you can't be "burned"?
Actually, you ARE special...special ed! People like you are living proof that the indians really did f*ck buffalo.
2006-07-13 16:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so dark that wen she fell of the grand canyon she yelled darkness falls!!!
your so ugly that wen u were born ur mom was like wat a treasure and ur dad said lets go burry it!!!
ur moma is so stupid that i caught her yellin in a envolope an i asked her wat she was doin she was like im sendin voice mail!!
ur momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
ur momma is so stupid i asked y she has a black an white tv an she said she needs to colour it!!
sticks and stones will break my bones an so will ur mom if she gets on top!!!
ur momma is so fat that i saw her caring a pig under her arm, so i asked her where did ju get that? an the pig answers i won her in a raffle!!!!
ur momma is so fat that she went 2 a fat contest an she won 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!
ur so ugly u went 2 a ugly contest an they said no proz allowed!!
ur momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 45 pounds!
ur momma is so big that she walked past my tv and i pissed the whole season of So You Think You Can Dance!!
ur momma is so stupid she put the front and back door on 1 hinge!!!
ur house is so small that wen i walked in i fell out!!
wen i went 2 ur house i asked ur momma where the bathroom was an she said pick any corner!!!
ur house is so small that wen u order a large pizza u have 2 eat it outside!!!
ur so crooked that u make micheal jackson straight!!
ur teeth r so crooked that ur tounge looks like its in jail!
ur teeth r so yellow the water turns into lemonaid!!
ur teeth r so yellow that wen u smile every1 slows down!!
ur momma is so hair she goes an gets gotis on her ankles!
if u dunt have shoes u dunt wear socks
if u dunt have hair u dunt wear a hat
if u dunt have fingers u dunt wear gloves
so y u wearin a bra if u dunt have any booobs??
yea i hope dats enough cause derez way more but i juz dunt have time 2 list all of them!!
2006-07-13 17:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
talking about insults?
2006-07-13 16:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are you asking anyway
2006-07-13 16:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋