You Have A Dirty Mind
What's long and thin,
Covered in skin
Red in parts
And stuffed in tarts?
Rhubarb
2006-07-13 09:09:21 · 13 answers · asked by I don't have a name 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have a better joke
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your p*nis is under your pillow!"
2006-07-13 09:42:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For our American friends and other foreigners a 'tart' in England is a loose woman.
2006-07-13 16:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to make it funnier, u shouldn't of told people it was a dirty mind joke, except untill the end but I still thought it was funny :)
2006-07-14 04:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fingers?
2006-07-13 16:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's skin coloured,wrinkly and hangs out men's trousers.
there mum.....
2006-07-18 04:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Joe King 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
2006-07-13 17:11:35 · answer #6 · answered by davie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
strawberry filling? like in a poptart?
2006-07-13 16:20:35 · answer #7 · answered by victor obadiah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-07-14 05:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by alison t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats obvious!!!!!!!soory i know ya really tried and all but not funny
2006-07-13 16:16:16 · answer #9 · answered by MissElection 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jelly
2006-07-13 17:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋