An Irish guy goes into a bar in America and asks for three separate shots of Whiskey. He drinks one, waits a little bit, then drinks the second one, waits a little bit more, and then drinks the third one. This goes on for a few days, and finally the bartender tells him: "You know sir, I can put all three shots in one glass for you".
The guy replies "No, I prefer it this way. You see, I'm very close to my two brothers. They are both still in Ireland, and this represents a drink for
each of us. When I drink like this, I feel like we are drinking together again, all three of us". This goes on for several months, and then one day the guy walks into the pub and asks for only two shots.
The bartender is worried that maybe something happened to one of his brothers.
"Is everythink OK"? he asks.
"What do you mean", answers the guy.
"Well, for months you have been asking for three shots. now you order two. Did something happen to one of your brothers?", the bartender asks.
"No", replies the Irish guy, "Theyr'e fine. It's just that I quit drinking".
2006-07-13 09:09:11 · 19 answers · asked by haybeaver 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome, I am sending this one out to a ton of people as well!
2006-07-13 09:11:45 · answer #1 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
WoW! That one made me laugh!
I'm going to tell that one to the Irish boy in my class!
Thanks for that. In return, I'll give you a joke:
The SAS are recruiting a new agent. They find three volunteers and they go to the SAS base. An SAS Officer tells them what they need to do to qualify as an agent.
"In the room in front of you, there is your wife, on a chair. There is a gun of the front of her, take that and shoot her."
So the first man goes in, and there is no noise for a minute, then he comes out and says,
"I can't do it, I can't shoot my own wife."
So in goes the second man, and after two minutes he comes out, and says,
""I can't do it either, I can't shoot my own wife."
So in goes the third man. There are bangs and loud noises coming from the room. After 10 minutes, he comes out sweating and red in the face and says,
"The gun was filled with blanks so I beat her to death with the chair."
FUNNY OR WHAT!!!
2006-07-13 16:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by Lizard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is a funny joke, but I've heard it several times before.
2006-07-13 16:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by C.C. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not rolling in laughter, but yeah, it's kinda funny.
2006-07-13 16:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Go16 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea funny stuff right there
2006-07-13 16:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha only us Irish would do something like that!!!!!!!!
Very funny(",)
2006-07-13 16:12:43 · answer #6 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it haha
2006-07-13 16:51:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lucid_dreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats good, didnt see that coming
2006-07-13 16:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a giggle from me!!!
2006-07-13 18:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by misslizzy888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha pretty funny
2006-07-13 16:20:43 · answer #10 · answered by estuardo162002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋