If other manufacturers made condoms...
Tesco Condoms Every little helps
Nike Condoms Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms Finger, Licking good.
Minstrals Condoms Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms Because life is complicated enough.
Coca-Cola condoms The real thing.
Ever-Ready condoms Keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms Once you pop, you can’t stop
Burger King condoms Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms " for a longer ride go wide "
FCUK condoms No comment required.
Muller Light condoms So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms We go the extra mile.
On Digital condoms Plug and play !!!!
Royal Mail condoms I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms Size really does matter!
2006-07-13 09:06:34 · 12 answers · asked by I don't have a name 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was laughing all the way through these! :)
2006-07-13 21:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sooo old...
ROFL read this one...
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the men's room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR". Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world!
The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR". When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your p*nis is under your pillow!"
2006-07-13 09:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That funny tale replaced into flippin sweet, and punctiliously precise of what commonly takes position throughout the time of divorce in this age and time. I loved that funny tale. Plus, if Barbie has little ones Ken now receives the respect of paying newborn help!
2016-12-10 09:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about the condoms with three teats for sh@gging left, right and centre.
Or the ones with ink in the end. If you can't come send a letter.
Why not buy two and be one jump ahead?
2006-07-13 09:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There 2 lots of men each washed up on a desert island, welsh, irish ,american and english. They were stuck there for two years.
The welshmen started to sing together, the irish men grew potatoes,the americans ate tropical fruit, and the english were were still waiting to be formerly introduced.!!
2006-07-13 09:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny laughed all way Reading them ty lol
2006-07-13 22:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by alison t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not the best joke yet. Neither is qwarts. Yawn.
2006-07-13 10:22:31 · answer #7 · answered by sharon r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i thought it was funny
2006-07-13 09:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that so funny totally funny
2006-07-13 09:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by tavi m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny. didn't even crack a smile. try again.
2006-07-13 09:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋