I thought it was so funny. Being a geriatric physc nurse, this is great. I wouldn't want them in my nursing home though. Heaven forbid I do somthing wrong. I loved it. Yeah for the little old ladies I say. Actually, what made it so funny was not just the reaction of the ladies, but the guy reporting it was just as funny. Find another one. these are great. thank you for that laugh, I needed it. All you other dead heads that answered have no sense of humor.. Must really be fun at parties!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-13 17:48:11
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answered by Memere RN/BA 7
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Well, That was good. Check this one:
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-13 15:14:43
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answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5
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I dont think it was funny because it was retarted.
2006-07-13 15:35:52
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answered by Rick 2
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umm what was the funny part
2006-07-13 15:15:04
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answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3
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the guy was avoisly drunk (the driver in the accideent) and he was getting what was coming to him
hillarious
2006-07-13 15:17:53
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answered by first_gholam 4
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It was dumb. I think it was fake. People will do anything for ratings.
2006-07-13 15:24:53
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answered by Demolition 2
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lame
2006-07-13 15:14:53
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answered by ? 3
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that was wayy lame
2006-07-13 15:18:16
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answered by wellmynameismaddie 3
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i loved it!
2006-07-13 15:28:08
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answered by narcolepticcats 2
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