once upon a time there was a hamburger named billy. this hamburger was alot like the other hamburgers except it loved relish. this was a problem tho because, as everyone knows, relish is for hotdogs. this hamburger kept to itself knowing that no one would be around a hamburger that liked relish. one day it met a hotdog named burt and this hotdog also loved relish. (wich is fine for a hotdog obviously) billy told bert his dark secret of loving relsih. burt was silent for a moment and asked billy if he would like some relish too,. "yes!" billy replied excitedly and got all relished up for the occasion. now no other hamburger would talk to billy anymore. but that was just fine with him cause he had burt, he had relish, and he had almost everything he wanted. they soon found themselves a nice plate with coleslaw, corn, macaroni salad, and baked beans with a side of coke and were eaten happily ever after
2006-07-13 06:55:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so once upon a time there was a little fat tomato named tony and was always falling behind then one day his parents took him across the street and being a fat little tomato slipped on a rock and the car ran over him his mom looked behind her and yelled at poor tony" tony ketchup!!" little did they know that tony was going to be one of the toppings on billy who loved relish.
2006-07-13 07:05:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
i observed this tale and replaced into astonished. I actual have been finding and finding for the final hamburgers in l. a. for an prolonged time or perhaps asked the question right here on Yahoo! solutions. yet there isn't any way i could pay $a hundred for a hamburger. i think of its slightly over the right. yet i could desire to admit, as a hamburger conisseur, i'm curious as hell to take one bite and style it!!
2016-12-10 06:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you like some fries with that?
Speaking of fries, one time I went to the golden arches and ate almost a whole order of fries and at the bottom of the box wrapped around my last few fries was a big, long, coarse, black hair. They wouldn't even give me a refund.
2006-07-13 06:59:11 · answer #3 · answered by flyingbumblebee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a dork. Great story man. Great Great story. It made me tear up a little bit. I'm so happy for Billy!!!
2006-07-13 06:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for Billy. Screw those relish hate'in bastards!
2006-07-13 07:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale 1-10 i'd give it a 8
2006-07-13 06:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by AstonishingAries<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the MOST interesting thing I've read on here all day!
2006-07-13 06:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by all_my_armour_falling_down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a vivid imagination my friend. Good times, good times.
2006-07-13 06:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good movie.
2006-07-13 07:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so touching I could cry
2006-07-13 06:58:25 · answer #10 · answered by Jessica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋