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I took a girl out recently to a dinner cruise and she sucker punch me with Christ. She asked out of the blue, "Have you found Jesus Christ yet?" I shoulda replied, "I will find him when you find my penis." That's a chick who I'll never see again. 2000 years later, and still c*ck blocking.

2006-07-13 06:54:44 · 18 answers · asked by Perfect Specimen 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Good for her! You're a pig! No loss for her buddy!

2006-07-13 06:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 0 0

Inadvertently ... Yes! Those who try to use religion as a sheild from the facts of life are normally too afraid and brainwashed to discover the truth for themselves. Jesus wasn't a martyr who spoke-out against unadulturated sex, abstinence, or celibacy. He was the self proclaimed son of God, and like most people, a common sinner, who was in fact intuned with this spiritual connection with a higher power. Thats just my opinion on religion/Christianity. However If a person actually makes an asisnin declaration similar to "I'm saving myself for christ is simply put... the village idiot. Let them believe what they wish for everyone is entitled to their opinion. But to answer your question : yes Inadvertently yes he is. (but only cause "they" elect him to be the biggest cock block"

2006-07-14 07:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

GOOD FOR HER. Because she has Jesus in her life, she won't have to put up little boys trying to be men. The man is head of the house only is he is Godly. Why should a woman follow some wanna be man? When she can get a real one.

2006-07-13 07:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by righton 3 · 2 0

You just need to find the right person, just like they do.
Maybe you should ask more questions before you take someone out on an expensive date, if you had other plans in mind than they did.
I think people like to use religion as an exucse many people don't "save" themselves anymore, and anyone who hasn't had sex with their partner before they get married is just asking for problems later on.

2006-07-13 07:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by Lady 5 · 1 0

I do sympathise inclusive of your protest on the way some human beings look to play quickly and loose with the biblical mandate to publicly % out with the church, this is the international-huge association of Christians, who variety the paranormal body of Christ. Christ died for the church, such is his love for her! How ought to anybody brush off being a card-carrying member of the church as of no outcome? Christ bestows the church inclusive of his presents and he calls all and numerous to convey their giftedness to their fellow believers, for his or her earnings and his glory. I say that as a Calvinist. yet all round me, in some Protestant circles, I listen many who profess to be Christians saying that one in simple terms has to ascertain to grow to be a follower of Jesus, and that makes them a Christian! Oh quite? you're entirely maximum proper, that the Nicene Creed (and others, i'd propose, like the Westminster Confession of religion) set up the necessary position of the church in the lives of believers, and that we should be solidly talked about with the church. yet in this %.-and-blend age of homemade-spirituality, human beings look to imagine they could bypass the deep doctrines of the religion and in simple terms flow for an amorphous independence. this isn't reformed faith. this is faith without variety.

2016-10-14 10:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Why do you come on a decent site and ask questions like that? There are small kids on here, true most are more mature than you are. But they should not be subjected to idiotic trash talk. Grow up and get a life.

2006-07-13 07:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by racam_us 4 · 1 0

You wanting to have sex with her isn't any worse than her asking if you've found Christ yet. Christians thinks it's perfectly fine to just dive right in to your business. Religion can be just as personal and private as other things and yet Christians think it's okay to poke and pry down to the very bottom. They just don't understand that some people just don't have Jesus deep down inside.

2006-07-17 22:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Brackalicious 4 · 0 1

She was probably testing you to see how much of a DOG you were, and you proved her right.

Good for her for saving herself. It's one of the best things you can do.
I feel sorry for you. You'll probably end up with an STD. If you don't have that already.

2006-07-13 07:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The girl was smart. That comment is one of the best ways to get rid of jerks. They run like a vampire from garlic & crosses.

2006-07-13 06:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by Elven 3 · 1 0

Hello 2Gifted.com ... :)

Please correct me if I am wrong..but are you saying that you would want a woman who slept with every man they met..so you could not trust them..

Or a woman who saved herself for the man she loved and in doing so..you would have no reason to question if she was faithful or not.. :)

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..

2006-07-13 07:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 1 0

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