a chicken is a small bird with feathers, usually kept on farms
2006-07-13 05:47:11 · 23 answers · asked by carly 1 in Pets ➔ Birds
to get to the hen house
2006-07-13 05:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by thats_hella_hott 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
QUESTION : Why did the chicken cross the road ?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER : To get to the other side.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross
roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the
establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of
rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50
tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken
has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES : Because of an excess of phlegm in its
pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all
chickens will be free to cross roads without having
their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the
chicken crossed the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the
road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road
justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying
sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES : I have just released the new Chicken
Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have
been naturally selected in such a way that they are
now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the
road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame
of reference.
ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's
side of the road was threatening its dominant market
position. The chicken was faced with significant
challenges to create and develop the competencies
required for the newly competitive market. Andersen
Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the
client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical
distribution strategy and implementation processes.
Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen
helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology in support
of its overall strategy within a Program Management
framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse
cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in
the transportation industry to engage in a two-day
itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their
personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit,
and to enable them to synergize with each other in
order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and
successfully architecting and implementing an
enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum
of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was
held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an
impactful environment which was strategically based,
industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,
and unified market message and aligned with the
chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was
conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the
chicken change to become more successful.
2006-07-13 12:53:47 · answer #2 · answered by wellwisher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chicken for ur info. is what u cook and eat. what is kept on the farm is hen or a male hen i.e a (yahoo!answers won't display it)depending on the gender.
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the chicken crossed the road because it had no other better work to do.
2006-07-13 12:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by The Mediator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a new survey has found that every 4th person in this world is mentally disordered..so next time u r in a group of 4 watch yourself
and now for the answer...
it wanted to see what the world looked like from the other side...
2006-07-13 12:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anubhav~~!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt crossing the road. It wanted to comit suicide and was trying to get hit by a car.
2006-07-13 12:51:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause the rooster was on the other side.
Someone just told me this joke but I cleaned it up a little
2006-07-13 12:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free range chicken. maybe.
2006-07-13 14:54:46 · answer #7 · answered by mobile_frag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz she wanted to see whats on the other side of the road!
2006-07-13 16:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by lnhotie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side!
To counter your joke,
Why did the bee go to the Doctor?
Because he had HIVES :-)
2006-07-13 12:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by conservativeguyfromnc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chick, man it was feeling suicidal at the moment so it was like f**k it.
2006-07-13 12:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by cOMpLiCaTeD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the chicken can go to his uncle's house
2006-07-13 12:50:37 · answer #11 · answered by huh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋