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Did Joseph and God have joint-custody of Jesus? If so, who got him on Sundays?

2006-07-13 05:15:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

FOTFLMFAO!!!

Heather's gonna get this one, hands-down!!!

2006-07-13 05:46:03 · update #1

24 answers

HAHA, :)

loj

2006-07-13 05:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

That's not a question about Jesus, but about Joseph and God. Just pointing that out.

2006-07-13 05:17:11 · answer #2 · answered by gg 4 · 0 0

Well, seeings how as the sunday is the day that the pagans worshiped the sun, and Saturday is the day that God has set aside as His and His alone and we know that God NEVER changes, and that God is the Father of Jesus, and is also our Father, and that God is the God of Jesus, and our God. I would have to say that your question is a ridicules one, and not worth any more of my time.

2006-07-13 05:26:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're just trying to be funny here....
god allowed joseph to be jesus's father here on earth. god is jesus's real father.
god gave the responsibility to joseph/mary to take care of baby jesus.
back then, there was no such thing as joint-custody. sunday's was everyone's day w/jesus.
like it should be with each & everyone of us.

2006-07-13 05:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by lu 3 · 0 0

There is a difference between a heavenly father and a biological/earthly father.... Joseph is the father figure on earth but God is refered to as the Father of Man, of creation, of life itself...

and if Sunday was the Sabboth, then jokingly answering your question.....it would be GOD!
However,
God sees how we treat our earthly father figure as an example of how we will respect and honor Him (God) as our heavenly/eternal father when our time comes.

2006-07-13 05:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by Krazy K 5 · 0 0

God had it all figured out. He just knocked her up and left that goody goody Joseph to change out the diapers. Joseph was so gullible. Mary was a ho and just couldn't tell him.

2006-07-13 05:31:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God. Joseph was only His stepfather.

2006-07-13 05:19:02 · answer #7 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0 0

You need to get him on Sundays and every other day of the week.

2006-07-13 05:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by jomama 2 · 0 0

that is a really weird question, i dont think people did custody back then, thay probably killed the kid if they didnt want them or just put them on the street

2006-07-13 05:34:33 · answer #9 · answered by sesso*E 4 · 0 0

does your father and God have joint-custody of you? I mean does Satan and your father have joint-custody?

2006-07-13 05:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by lucky 4 · 0 0

Sundays were not a day of prayer back then.

2006-07-13 05:20:10 · answer #11 · answered by jessy l 2 · 0 0

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