I am sexually attracted to Jesus. Can someone please give me his number. I don't usually go for men but with jesus I would make an exception! Do you think that he would be interested?
O.K if I can't get Jesus' number I would like Mary's she's hot!
I am not a necrophiliac!
2006-07-13 05:06:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you can't report me because jesus is a very common name maybe I didn't mean the bible jesus!
2006-07-13 05:12:05 · update #1
It doesn't matter anyway if you're a necrophiliac - Jesus isn't dead. And I bet he is looking at you and feeling very disappointed right now.
2006-07-13 05:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Shelly C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ain't queer brother, you're crazy. You're hot for a picture?Those are artist conceptions, and I doubt very much either of them looked anything like the pictures or where even white. Unless you believe in some kind of Baby Jesus Catapult that somehow launched the lord to bethlehem.
2006-07-14 19:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Leather M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ytou obviusly have some sever problems there are lots of Maries in the world and I am sure still a feww Jesus's around unfortunatly I do not have a number fgor any of them
2006-07-13 12:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the bell curve of human sexuality you will be found on the left tail end.
2006-07-13 12:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God forgive you, this is The Son of God you are talking about, Christ Jesus who came to die on the cross to cleanse us from all unrighteousness that we will have life.
its because you dont know him that is why you taking this way but I pray you will come to know the Lord Jesus Christ.
Dear God please forgive this person for he doesnt know what he is saying I pray that he will come to know you too. Amen.
2006-07-13 12:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by boselydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has an unlisted number. It would be better for you to go to church and pray for him to save your soul.
2006-07-13 12:10:31 · answer #6 · answered by RedCloud_1998 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, www.getalife.com. Your question is pathetic in soo many ways. I guess this is another example of someone who thinks they are just sooo hilarious but, in fact, are not.
2006-07-13 12:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's interested in your immortal soul - not your little monkey butt.
Mary? Which Mary?
2006-07-13 12:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to church, and take communion.
If the bread is the body of christ, then someone must be getting the part that is the penis!
2006-07-13 12:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by absynthian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 26: 4 "Do not answer a fool according to his folly,
or you will be like him yourself. 5 Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes. "
2006-07-13 12:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋